In which I foil some thieves, sort of

I was walking down the middle of the street in front of my apartment in my bathrobe. I realized I should get dressed, but I was afraid my car was being stolen at the end of the street and I didn't want to give the thieves time to get away. When I got to my car, there were people trying to steal it. I wasn't scared of them. I told them I was going to call the cops and they said that the car belonged to them. I knew it was bullshit and said I had papers in the house that proved the car was mine. We started walking back toward my apartment and I realized that it was really stupid of me to invite a bunch of random criminals into my house. I knocked on the neighbors door and she let me in and as I walked in I whispered that the men were criminals and couldn't come in. So she said she didn't let men into her house that she didn't know because she has a daughter, but I was afraid the guys didn't believe her. I was scared they would break into my apartment so I left again and went in the back door. There was no one there but S, in the kitchen, and he told me he had already called the cops.